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An old man was walking down the streets of New York City.  Everyone around him was running and panicking, glancing over their shoulder at the unusual event happening a few blocks over.

The Earth's moon had collided with the city.

The old man shuffled down the street toward the middle of the collision, where it seemed that besides the Moon crushing many buildings and cars, it had really done no further damage.  Even more odd, there was a man trapped underneath the Moon, somehow not crushed but just pinned there, unable to escape.

"Old... man... please... help me..."

The old man took stock of the situation.  "Well, looks like you're in a real pickle there, friend."

"Yes... please help... help me out..."

"Well son, I'm sorry, but I can't help you.  There's not even any point in trying."

"Why?  Please... at least try... help..."  The man looked dejectedly away from the old man, as if he had given up hope.

"At least you might be able to find someone special."

The man trapped under the Moon looked at the old man like he was crazy.  "What?  What do you mean?  I'm trapped under the Moon!  Someone special?"

"Well... when you get caught between the Moon and New York City --" here, he paused, reflecting. "I know it's crazy, but it's true."  He cleared his throat and continued.  "If you get caught between the Moon and New York City, the best that you can do --"

"What?" the trapped man asked, thinking the old man had lost his sanity.

The old man repeated, "the best that you can do... is fall in love."

The old man then turned away and walked away, whistling, and said nothing else.