Game Reviews Part One
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My Game Reviews
| Game | Platform | Review | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10,000,000 | PC | Bad | Essentially a tile match game with a dungeon crawler theme. Boring, predictable, mobile-focused mess. |
| 12 Labors of Hercules II: The Cretan Bull | PC | Meh | Repetitive gameplay reminiscent of mobile games. It's at least somewhat interesting, however. |
| 1982 | PC | Good | A fun, fairly decent retro-themed shooter. |
| 20XX | PC | Bad | A poor attempt to make a Rockman (Megaman) clone that fails in every way. |
| 720° | Arcade | Bad | Clumsy controls and glitchy gameplay make this one just for skaters. |
| 8-bit Adventure Anthology: Volume 1 | PC | Good | Contains three classic adventure games from the NES era that have no silly new updates or anything. |
| 99 Levels To Hell | PC | Good | Reminds me of old Amiga/DOS era platformers. Very good. |
| AaAaAA!!! - A reckless Disregard for Gravity | PC | Good | Simple but fun falling game. |
| AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAA!!! for the Awesome | PC | Good | More of the same AaAaAA!!! awesome falling action with more stuff. |
| Adventure | Atari VCS | Good | Proto-action adventure game that has you killing duck-looking dragons with a pixelated sword. Fun. |
| Akalabeth | PC | Meh | The proto-Ultima RPG that really doesn't quite have the fun or engagement of any of the Ultima games. |
| Among Us | PC | Bad | Sus game that is boring and trivial if people actually knew how to pay attention and work together. |
| And Yet It Moves | PC | Bad | And Yet It's Bad. Poor gameplay and controls make this slog of a game even worse. |
| Animal Crossing | Gamecube | Meh | Entertaining in small bursts but incredibly dull over the long run, the only real fun part of the game is playing the NES games hidden in the game. |
| Archon | Commodore 64 | Good | Chess + actually fighting for a spot instead of watching pre-determined combat in Battle Chess makes a very good game. |
| Archon Classic | PC | Meh | Almost like Archon but has enough strange, un-fun additions to make it not as good as playing the original. |
| Baby Pac-Man | Arcade | Good | Wish I could play this awesome pinball/videogame fusion again. Sigh. |
| Balatro | PC | Good | Poker-style single player card game with a huge twist. Addicting and fun. |
| Baldur's Gate | PC | Meh | The beginnings of Western RPGs becoming essentially huge story-heavy JRPG-like snoozefests. |
| Bard's Tale (original) | Commodore 64 | Good | Fantastic city/dungeon crawler games that RPGs should be, not the Final Fantasy story + grindfest games. |
| Basement Collection, The | PC | Meh | A couple of interesting games are contained in this collection but is mostly just half-baked Flash junk. |
| Batman: Arkham Asylum | PC | Good | Despite having a ton of story bogging it down, the beautiful, fluid combat done with near-perfection and the environments you have to go through make it a very good game. |
| Batman: Arkham City | PC | Meh | While having the same fluid combat system as Asylum, the game just seems to go through the motions unlike its well-presented predecessor. |
| Beatles Rock Band, The | Wii | Good | Play along with some of the best music ever made on this planet on a plastic guitar or fake drums. |
| Bejeweled 3 | PC | Good | The best Bejeweled game. No ads, no paid content from the mobile side, tons of modes and challenges. |
| Binding of Isaac, The | PC | Good | The best Binding of Isaac game that knows throwing everything including the kitchen sink in a game is a bad idea. |
| Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, The | PC | Meh | Expansions got worse and worse and now the game is just putrid. Some fun to be had but removing all expansions is best. |
| Bioshock | PC | Bad | A frustratingly bad, poorly executed fancy FPS with a pretentious whocares story. I do admit the setting is unique and pretty cool, but its gameplay drags it down. |
| Black Widow: Recharged | PC | Good | I didn't play a lot of the original game but this one keeps the interest and fun turned up to a nice level just like essentially all of the Recharged series. |
| Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold | PC | Good | A forgotten FPS gem. Must play. |
| Blake Stone: Planet Strike | PC | Good | More of the same from Blake Stone. Another must play. |
| Blood | DOS | Good | Incredibly difficult (ACTUALLY difficult, not modern "artificial difficulty"), addicting, brutal, and fun FPS. I live... again. |
| Borderlands | PC | Good | You know a game understands how story should work when the majority of it is in the background while it lets you keep playing. Tons of guns and fun and the best in the series. |
| Borderlands 2 | PC | Good | More of the fun and (mostly) uninterrupted gameplay of the original with new environments and characters. Not quite as engaging as the original but still a load of fun. |
| Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel | PC | Bad | Every single gameplay positive in the original Borderlands game is turned into a negative here with frustrating gameplay elements and other major issues. |
| Braid | PC | Bad | While it starts out as an interesting time manpulation puzzle game, it quickly descends into a pretentious, unfathomable "how does this even work" mess with terrible design. |
| Brotato | PC | Good | A very simple run and gun game that is very addicting, with tons of cool powerups and weapons against the forces that oppose you. |
| Brutal Legend | PC | Meh | Too much story and mediocre gameplay drag this one down. There's still some fun to be had here and there and the music is good. |
| Bubble Bobble | NES | Good | An absolutely fun game where you pop all your enemies. In bubbles. Bobble. Yeah. |